Sunday, April 16, 2006
comeon, so everyone is stressed out.
so everyone needs a little joke right now.
here goes,
Ah Beng Medical Dictionary
> > some simple explanations for chim words: >>
Antibody: against everyone > >
Artery: the study of fine paintings > >
Bacteria: back door to a cafeteria > >
Caesarean section: a district in Rome > >
Cardiology: advanced study of poker playing > >
Coma: a punctuation mark > >
Dilate: to live longer > >
Genes: blue denim slacks > >
Haemorrhoid: a male from outer space > >
Impotent: distinguished, well-known >
Labour pain: hurt at work > >
Organ Transplant: what you do to your piano when you move > >
Protein: in favour of young people > >
Red blood count: Count Dracula > >
Secretion: hiding anything > >
Tablet: a small table > >
Terminal illness: getting sick at the airport > >
Urine: opposite of "you're out" > >
Varicose: very close > >
Vein: conceited (heow ah!)
