Thursday, January 13, 2005
ok i know i have been blur all my life. on many occasions, I'm just genuienely blur. but that's ok, cos blur does not equate to stupid.
Walking into the gents, and thinking why does the toilet looked so weird cos it has so many wash basins, and finally realising that there standing, was a guy. And hurriedly walked out of the gents, blushed flushed like a tomato hasn't been uncommon.you can't blame me, cos the sign was so SMALL and the insides of the gents was painted PINK. oh comeon.
It's in the genes, even my mummy is blur. We often hear things wrongly, i.e welcome to the preschool of the teaching career, she hears it as welcome to priesthood of the teaching career. In front of my principal and teacher. wow. and my principal hurriedly said, oh dun worry, your daughter will get married. A HOLE PLEASE. i need to hide.
My daddy likes to tell us stories and about his dreams. He often likes to warn us about stuff not by directly spelling in out in our faces, but he likes to say, "I dreamt of this and this and that, and you know what it means?" For example, my daddy's way of warning my sister from mixing with too many guy*clap*friends and eventually having these guy*clap*friend turning into guy*no-clap*friend, was by telling her about his dream. He went, " girl, i dreamt of you wearing your uniform by the sea. And there were a lot of CROCODILES there." then , he goes, you know what this means? It means, my dream is trying to warn me that the guy*clap*friends you are mixing with are crocodiles, ready to eat you up. so you better stay away from them.
Well, that's my daddy's way of telling my sis to stay focus on her work, since the school term has started.
Thing is, though my dad likes to tell stories like this, he always gets his facts mixed up. HELLO. you dun find crocodiles in the SEA i tink. They are found mostly in fresh waters. so we just usually end up laughing. But, that's my daddy, and that's what so wonderful about him.
Well, as for my sister, she's pretty much the normal one around in the house. The most sane I gathered and the most clear-headed at times. Still, there are pretty a lot of classic examples that happened to her. Just that I will not spell them out here, just in case, i get chased outta the room tonight.
Well, I have a clownish family I tink. But I tink that's cool. It makes us so uniquely us. (that was rhetorical but oh nvm)
And it makes us the funky family.
I have a funky family.
